Siri Tells Little Boy to ‘Shut the F— Up,’ Calls Him ‘Ugly’

Nutty News UK – For all the kind and helpful advice that Apple’s Siri personal assistant gives out, don’t ever catch it on a bad day, or it’ll tell you off in ways your mother would not approve.  More

Man arrested for picking up rooster at post office

Nutty News Boynton Beach, Florida – A suburban Lake Worth man who has a past arrest for cockfighting was charged today with violating his probation after he allegedly stopped by a post office to retrieve a live rooster.  More

‘Bumcrack bandit’ woman suspect in two latest shootings

Nutty News Australia – A female robber dubbed the ‘Bumcrack Bandit’ may be behind the Gold Coast’s latest shooting, in the same suburb where police officer Damian Leeding was gunned down.  More

Voters to decide if porn actors must wear condoms

Nutty News Los Angeles, California – A proposal that would require adult film actors to use condoms has qualified for the June ballot after proponents gathered enough signatures to put the issue before Los Angeles voters.  More

Blind Man Missing During Trip on Amtrak Train

Nutty News Washington DC – The family of 33-year-old Mitchell Malik Smith says he boarded a train at Union Station.  More

Man Caught Shoplifting At Shop With A Cop Night

Nutty News Gretna, Nebraska – A shoplifting suspect who picked a night to try and steal a DVD player didn’t realize it was also Shop With A Cop Night at the Gretna, NE. Walmart.   More

No Christmas Card For First Time In 61 Years

Nutty News Whitehouse, Texas – A Christmas card that has crisscrossed the country as part of an old joke between two Texas men will rest this holiday for the first time in 61 years.  More

Fake Doctor Flushed Liposuction Fat Down Toilet

Nutty News California – A San Francisco man who allegedly posed as a doctor and performed liposuction on an unsuspecting woman then flushed the fat down her toilet was arrested facing several felony charges.  More

Singer Beats Up Audience After Getting Booed Off Stage

Nutty News Ohio – A karaoke singer whose performance was met by a cascade of boos at an Ohio bar allegedly punched three people in the face after he was asked to leave.  More

Woman drowns after sleepwalking and falling into a lake

Nutty News New Jersey – Friends and neighbors of 55-year-old Charlene Ferrero were shocked when they heard she sleepwalked to her death.  More

Man wins Lamborghini, wrecks it hours later

Nutty News Utah – David Dopp was finally presented the car after which he set about driving it around the neighborhood, giving rides to friends.  More

Bumper Car Competition At Walmart Ends In Arrest

Nutty News West Monroe, Louisiana – An early morning game of drunken bumper cars–using Walmart handicap scooters–was broken up by Louisiana cops who arrested Christopher Butler, 22, who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated.  More

Woman cleans gun at 4 am, shoots boyfriend

Nutty News Davie, Florida – A 40-year-old man was reported in surgery after he was shot in the stomach by his girlfriend, according to Davie police.  More

Woman Burned to Death in Elevator

Nutty News New York – A man smelling of gasoline walked into a police station overnight and implicated himself in the death of a woman set on fire in the elevator of her apartment building.  More

Death row inmate wants to live

Nutty News Nebraska – Carey Dean Moore, the longest-serving inmate on Nebraska’s death row, has withdrawn his requests to ditch his motions to get off of death row.  More

Guy pulls kinfe on girl over Facebook post

Nutty News Dixon, Illinois – A fight between students at Sauk Valley Community college ended with one of them being arrested for allegedly pulling a knife.  More

$50,000 worth of margarine stolen

Nutty News Cedar Falls, Iowa – Authorities in Iowa said someone stole a semi-trailer truck loaded with margarine before it could be taken to a Target Distribution Center.  More

Raccoon crashes through kitchen ceiling

Nutty News Brandon, Wisconsin – A Wisconsin woman said she was shocked when she investigated a noise in her kitchen and found a raccoon had fallen through her ceiling.  More

Teen Faked Elaborate Kidnapping Story

Nutty News California – A Sacramento-area teenager is facing charges after allegedly faking an elaborate kidnapping story via text messages and voice mails.  More

T-Rex tooth bought for $56,250

Nutty News Los Angeles, California – A bidder in Los Angeles paid a world record $56,250 for a Tyrannosaurus Rex tooth.  More

Man hears girlfriend calling for help behind walls

Nutty News Utah – A West Valley City man may have some explaining to do after police said he destroyed the walls of his home, convinced his girlfriend was trapped behind one.   More

RIM execs chewed through restraints on flight

Nutty News Canada – New details are emerging about the rowdy behaviour of two Research In Motion executives who were fired for disrupting an intercontinental flight – including that they managed to chew their way out of restraints after being handcuffed by crew members.   More

Man sends texts of naked photo of girlfriend’s daughter

Nutty News Arizona – A man is in custody after allegedly texting a naked photo of his girlfriend’s daughter to nearly 40 contacts in the girl’s cellphone.  More

Parents take teachers hostage in school

Nutty News France – A group of parents have a taken a school headmistress and several teachers hostage in the town of Berre l’Etang in the south of France.  More

Principal Turns Off Heat To Save The Planet

Nutty News England – Amid nearly freezing temperatures, a principal reportedly turned off the heat at Ansford Academy in England to show how the school could reduce its carbon footprint.  More

I hit her in the head with a bag of food, so what?

Nutty News Holiday, Florida – Deputies found their suspect passed out in a Buick. It was parked in the suspect’s driveway.  More

Couple on bath salts leave 4-year-old at Walmart

Nutty News Tennessee – A lone 4-year-old wandering into a Kingsport Walmart at 2:30 a.m., followed by a call to the store from the mother nearly two hours later saying she lost her son, has prompted the arrest of both parents.  More

Attorney: Prisoner’s rights violated – dreadlocks touched

Nutty News New York – Attorney Harrison Williams should have made $75,000 for work he did on behalf of a prisoner who filed a lawsuit.  More

Postal worker goes postal

Nutty News Montgomery, Alabama – A 29-year-old postal employee was charged with two counts of attempted murder after authorities said he used two guns to fire shots inside the main post office in Alabama’s capital city.  More

13-Year-Old Arrested for Burping in Class

Nutty News New Mexico – A 13-year-old was handcuffed and hauled off to a juvenile detention for burping in class, according to a lawsuit filed against an Albuquerque school principal, a teacher and city police officer. More

Fake doctor makes harassing phone calls

Nutty News akron, Ohio – Akron General Medical Center is the latest area hospital to warn that a man pretending to be a staff physician is making harassing phone calls to area residents.  More