Raft of unusual state laws to take effect 2013

• Raft of unusual state laws to take effect 2013
• Woman charged with murder as a hate crime in deadly subway push
• Man caught in 14-year-old’s bedroom – ‘excuse me, I have to be going’
• Woman Arrested For DUI After Driving Through Scene Of Fatal Accident
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Woman lit mattress on fire while ex-boyfriend slept on it

• Woman lit mattress on fire while ex-boyfriend slept on it
• Dental drill falls into patient’s lung
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• Couple says pet chicken alerted them to blaze
• ASPCA will pay Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Circus $9.3 million to settle lawsuit
• College student granted restraining order against ‘stalker’ parents
• Sheriff Arpaio sending armed posse to protect schools
• Senator Feinstein coming for your guns, including handguns

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Woman plans to wed man who murdered her twin

• Woman plans to wed man who murdered her twin
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• UPS man steals iPod left on doorstep by FEDEX
• Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
• Will your next burger be ground-up worms to save the planet?
• Eating turkey can give you Purple Urine Bag Syndrome
• Miss Universe Olivia Culpo can’t wait to go to Vietnam to eat soup
• Man Screamed at Fort Lauderdale Children – Arrested
• Bosses can fire irresistible workers
• Boy’s egg collection turns into nest of deadly snakes

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Christmas lights removed from inside dog

• Christmas lights removed from inside dog
• Fake Braces Worn as Fashion Accessories
• Man Attempts to Open Fire at Movie Theater, Off-Duty Sheriff’s Deputy Drops Him
• Dental assistant and receptionist perform root canals
• Obama’s Cabinet agencies defy open-government rules by not disclosing the cost of travel
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• Man looking for work pulls knife outside business
• A little girl on an airplane
• Group sneaks panties into Victoria’s Secret stores
• Dingo steals tourist’s cash and jewels

Police: Man tried to drown wife in dog bowl

• Police: Man tried to drown wife in dog bowl
• Man Dies After Falling Into Chimney Of Hotel
• Flight trainer of 9/11 terrorists faces federal drug charges
• Keep milk from going sour by putting a frog in the bucket of milk
• Man with no face and woman with one leg have healthy baby girl
• Father carved pentagram into son’s back with box cutter
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• Senator employed illegal alien that was a sex offender in his Senate office
• Breyers doesn’t make ice cream anymore
• Lindsay Lohan’s probation revoked – faces jail time

Man with no face and woman with one leg have healthy baby girl

• Man with no face and woman with one leg have healthy baby girl
• Father carved pentagram into son’s back with box cutter
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• Senator employed illegal alien that was a sex offender in his Senate office
• Breyers doesn’t make ice cream anymore
• Lindsay Lohan’s probation revoked – faces jail time
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• Triplets, 21, Are Now All Behind Bars On Felony Charges
• 526,421 family farms threatened by Democrat’s new death tax

526,421 family farms threatened by Democrat’s new death tax

• 526,421 family farms threatened by Democrat’s new death tax
• Rivals riot at wheelchair basketball game
• 57 maggots removed from nursing home resident’s ear
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• Man accused of fake medical examinations on young women
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• Only 7% of Detroit Public-School 8th Graders Proficient in Reading – Teachers Call in Sick
• California’s Population is Moving To Texas
• Federal government has hired 101 new employees every day under Obama

Cow stuck in frozen swimming pool

• Cow stuck in frozen swimming pool
• Boy, 5: ‘Mommy is not here, I watching my sisters. Can you watch us now?’
• Burglar down for the count after breaking into boxer’s home
• Outrage over ‘fat girls’ Written on restaurant bill
• Heart surgeon’s infected hands infect patients with staph
• Deputies: Man broke dog’s leg during feud
• Psychopathic pet killer released on probation even though she’s still a risk
• Mom finds nose ring in daughter’s breakfast burrito
• Library freezes bedbugs off infested books
• Drunk: someone else must have put the kids in the car while he was inside

Drink 30 cans of beer a day to fight off colds

• Drink 30 cans of beer a day to fight off colds
• Crime-Ridden City To Dump Entire Union Police Force
• College student poisoned her roommate after an argument over dirty dishes
• Senator cites Zombie Apocalypse demo as wasteful spending of Federal money
• Father-son reunion at liquor store ends with dad running from son’s gunfire
• Man impersonated a funeral director to collect engagement rings from his late fiancee
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• Old people’s Christmas tree taken down because it’s a religious symbol
• Man calls 14-foot canoe on Boston Harbor his home
• Inmate too fat to escape from prison

Man calls 14-foot canoe on Boston Harbor his home

• Man calls 14-foot canoe on Boston Harbor his home
• Inmate too fat to escape from prison
• Woman’s car and man’s wheelchair bumped into each other, he opened fire
• Historian said about the movie, ‘Lincoln’: cussing completly unlikely for the 16th president
• Bogus war hero sentenced to federal prison
• Homeland Security wasting money on projects unrelated to terrorism like sno-cone makers
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• Councilwoman to Obama: We voted for you, now bail us out
• Taxpayers footing the bill for next generation of electric car batteries
• Man leaves pit bull to babysit while he goes to bar

Man leaves pit bull to babysit while he goes to bar

• Man leaves pit bull to babysit while he goes to bar
• School using stickers to cover student’s genitals in yearbook
• Barefoot man given boots by NYPD officer not homeless
• Snake on a plane forces emergency landing
• Woman with continuous sexual arousal commits suicide
• Photo of Man’s Imminent Demise Covers Front Page, Sparks Outrage
• School locked down – student brings thermometer to class for chemistry project
• Free spray tans to victims of Hurricane Sandy
• E15 fuel may damage your car
• Toy gun falls apart during robbery

Bank robbery suspect boasts on YouTube before arrest

• Bank robbery suspect boasts on YouTube before arrest
• Woman Files False Rape Claim Because She ‘Didn’t Enjoy It’
• College Says ‘Men Working’ Sign is Sexist
• Social networking causing lines at toilets
• Pen Pals Wanted
• Woman found to be leaking brain fluid out through her nose
• Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Likens Obama to Lincoln
• Man Robs Bank 55 Minutes After Getting Released From Jail Early
• As Americans face a fiscal cliff, the Obamas make do with 54 Christmas trees
• Homeless Man Shoeless Again After Officer’s Gift of Boots

Man blinded by vodka has sight saved by bottle of whisky

• Man blinded by vodka has sight saved by bottle of whisky
• Woman unleashed pit bulls in attack, id’d by tattoo
• Hobbit’s visual effects leaves fans feeling sick
• Give Us Your Guns, Get A Free Flu Shot
• Snow traps drivers for days in giant traffic jam
• Scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
• Funny or Mean? ‘Elevator Ghost’ Prank
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• Obama’s fiscal proposal ‘classic bait and switch’
• Teacher Charges Second-Graders for Bathroom Breaks

Lock your doors and load your guns

Lock your doors and load your guns
Man shaved the head of his 15-year-old neighbor
House Destroyed by Fire, Family Gets Bill For Water Firemen Used
Man stabbed mother’s boyfriend for eating his Thanksgiving leftovers
Teacher accused of locking student in room, forgetting him
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Man stole 26 cars for scrap in 3 months
Mayor: Vampire is on the loose – Residents stocking up on garlic bulbs and crosses
Horrific lifesize baby heads hand-crafted from white chocolate
Chicken rant victims don’t show for hearing

Cop killer says he’s just not smart enough to face execution for his crimes

New York – A convicted New York cop killer is hoping to avoid the death penalty by using an increasingly common defense – he’s just not smart enough to face execution for his crimes.

Lawyers for Ronell Wilson began trying to convince a federal judge to uphold an appeals court’s decision to overturn the death sentence for the 2003 murder of New York City detectives Rodney Andrews and James Nemorin during an undercover sting in the borough of Staten Island.  More

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Woman runs over husband with car because he didn’t vote

• Woman runs over husband with car because he didn’t vote
• City Council declares all future Mondays to be ‘meatless’
• Petition Congress for Recount on the 2012 Presidential Election
• Veterans hurt by military’s poor record-keeping
• Man with Mitt Romney face tattoo has no regrets
• Discount Magazine Subscriptions
• Victoria’s shameful Secret – So Sorry For Being Racist!
• High School Hockey Teams Told to Dump National Anthem
• Elmo denies he had gay sex with a minor
• Obama Proposes 6,125 Regulations and Notifications in Last 90 Days
• Florida says Allen West lost – 141 percent voter turnout
• Anti-Obama Facebook post gets woman fired
• Woman sues neighborhood stores for not being handicapped-accessible
• Man crashes car into house – “You want some pizza?”
• 20 States have filed a petition to secede from the United States
• Petraeus probe triggered by threats from biographer to another woman
• House asks Clinton to testify on Benghazi – can’t, she will be out of town
• Citing voter fraud, petition at White House web site demands recount
• Cemetery vandalized – vandals overturned or broke 70 grave markers
• School Bus Worker Chokes Autistic Boy For Wetting His Pants
• Veterans Day 2012 – Tribute to the Military and Veterans
• Suicide jumper saved by landing on neighbor
• Teen donates money from bar mitzvah to injured soldiers
• Storm victims to be sent to prison because they are homeless
• Mike Morell to testify instead of David Petraeus on Benghazi
• Missing toddler found with faithful dog at his side
• Christie congratulates Obama over the phone, sends an email to Romney
• Arrest made in rape of disabled woman on bus
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• Christie congratulates Obama over the phone, sends an email to Romney
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• Dead Pig In Romney Shirt Found At GOP Headquarters
• General Petraeus Resigns, Cites Extramarital Affair
• Communist Party USA celebrates Obama’s re-election
• Man collapses on front porch, mailman walked by to deliver mail, didn’t help dying man
• Four more years – what is going on here?
• Woman sentenced to cook Thanksgiving dinner for police
• Vampire seeks blood donor
• Obama did not win single state that required Voter ID
• Jermaine Jackson petitions to change famous name
• Man takes pregnancy test, finds out he has testicular cancer
• School Children Taught About Gay Foreplay
• Store closes for a day to ‘mourn the loss of America’
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Doctor makes a series of medical mistakes – Moves to another hospital

• Doctor makes a series of medical mistakes – Moves to another hospital
• “Death Cat” Refuses to Leave Obama Campaign Headquarters
• NAACP Takes Over Polling Station, Advocates for Obama
• Airline calls police to throw woman carrying a book and scroll off plane
• ‘Hitler’ appears on Ohio voter registration form
• Storm victims arm themselves with guns, baseball bats, booby traps
• FEMA Out Of Water, No Delivery Until Monday
• Man arrested for having sex using his mind
• Woman Sues Police Over Burst Breast Implant
• Active service members removed from voting rolls
• Utility workers pelted with eggs – Workers pulled out
• The Medical Student
• Machines switching votes in Ohio, other battlegrounds
• Special Assistant To The President Speech: ‘Let’s Win This Motherfu**er!’
• 40.7% of Babies Born to Unmarried Women in US
• Nonunion crews turned away from New Jersey Sandy recovery
• Woman healed herself of incurable disease by eating trees
• Nine people found living in vacant home
• Train in France
• Cop Tasers 10-Year-Old Boy After Refusing To Clean His Patrol Car
• Man has stroke at work, spends 5 days alone, dies
• Nadya “Octomom” Suleman Heads to Rehab
• Home neutering of dogs is cruel
• Man Jumps On Mattresses For A Living
• Teacher
• MSNBC Ridicules Romney for Collecting Food and Supplies for Storm Victims
• Woman Charged With Abandoning Children Ages 3 and 6, On Highway
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• Facebook censors Navy SEALs
• DNA tests on hair proves the existence of the Abominable Snowman

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Woman healed herself of incurable disease by eating trees

• Woman healed herself of incurable disease by eating trees
• Nine people found living in vacant home
• Train in France
• Cop Tasers 10-Year-Old Boy After Refusing To Clean His Patrol Car
• Man has stroke at work, spends 5 days alone, dies
• Nadya “Octomom” Suleman Heads to Rehab
• Home neutering of dogs is cruel
• Man Jumps On Mattresses For A Living
• Teacher
• MSNBC Ridicules Romney for Collecting Food and Supplies for Storm Victims
• Woman Charged With Abandoning Children Ages 3 and 6, On Highway
• Elvis Presley
• Facebook censors Navy SEALs
• DNA tests on hair proves the existence of the Abominable Snowman
• Man makes death, rape threats over volleyball game substitution
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• Boy has 25 fingers and toes, parents don’t want him to have surgery
• Drunk woman jumps into creek to save the ducks
• 5-foot-long snake found in Texas jail
• Ponchatoula, Louisiana
• Clinton Ordered More Security In Benghazi, Obama Denied Request
• Mega church pastor beaten to death with electric guitar
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• PETA wants memorial where fish died in car crash
• Virgin auction director could face sex trafficking crimes
• County judge accused of profanity, abuse in court
• Sherman Hemsley still not buried 3 months after death
• Woman’s Wheelchair Rolls Down Hill Into Ditch During Fire Drill

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Home neutering of dogs is cruel

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• Man Jumps On Mattresses For A Living
• Teacher
• MSNBC Ridicules Romney for Collecting Food and Supplies for Storm Victims
• Woman Charged With Abandoning Children Ages 3 and 6, On Highway
• Elvis Presley
• Facebook censors Navy SEALs
• DNA tests on hair proves the existence of the Abominable Snowman
• Man makes death, rape threats over volleyball game substitution
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• Man’s Halloween costume: ‘A Christmas Story’ leg lamp
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• Boy has 25 fingers and toes, parents don’t want him to have surgery
• Drunk woman jumps into creek to save the ducks
• 5-foot-long snake found in Texas jail
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• Clinton Ordered More Security In Benghazi, Obama Denied Request
• Mega church pastor beaten to death with electric guitar
• The Aisle Seat
• PETA wants memorial where fish died in car crash
• Virgin auction director could face sex trafficking crimes
• County judge accused of profanity, abuse in court
• Sherman Hemsley still not buried 3 months after death
• Woman’s Wheelchair Rolls Down Hill Into Ditch During Fire Drill
• Woman’s decomposing body found – husband, dog sitting nearby
• Breast Stroke
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• Sweeden has run out of trash
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Boy has 25 fingers and toes, parents don’t want him to have surgery

• Boy has 25 fingers and toes, parents don’t want him to have surgery
• Drunk woman jumps into creek to save the ducks
• 5-foot-long snake found in Texas jail
• Ponchatoula, Louisiana
• Clinton Ordered More Security In Benghazi, Obama Denied Request
• Mega church pastor beaten to death with electric guitar
• The Aisle Seat
• PETA wants memorial where fish died in car crash
• Virgin auction director could face sex trafficking crimes
• County judge accused of profanity, abuse in court
• Sherman Hemsley still not buried 3 months after death
• Woman’s Wheelchair Rolls Down Hill Into Ditch During Fire Drill
• Woman’s decomposing body found – husband, dog sitting nearby
• Breast Stroke
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• Gangs Plan Hurricane Looting Spree Via Twitter
• Sweeden has run out of trash
• 1991 Perfect Storm
• Nazi raccoons take over Germany
• Justin Bieber fans tricked into head shave
• Woman hot-waxed boyfriend in eviction feud
• Cow tramples Palestinian trying to slaughter it for Muslim feast
• Man injured after breaking into home of 83-year-old black belt
• Police find part of woman’s ear in man’s pocket
• Army minister executed with mortar round
• Police officer charged with plan to cook, eat women
• Man sentenced to a year in jail for ringing bell too early
• Shark Falls From Sky Onto Golf Course
• Biden: Did Your Son Always Have Balls the Size of Cue Balls?
• Political Sex Ad: ‘My first time was with Obama’
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County judge accused of profanity

• County judge accused of profanity, abuse in court
• Sherman Hemsley still not buried 3 months after death
• Woman’s Wheelchair Rolls Down Hill Into Ditch During Fire Drill
• Woman’s decomposing body found – husband, dog sitting nearby
• Breast Stroke
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• Gangs Plan Hurricane Looting Spree Via Twitter
• Sweeden has run out of trash
• 1991 Perfect Storm
• Nazi raccoons take over Germany
• Justin Bieber fans tricked into head shave
• Woman hot-waxed boyfriend in eviction feud
• Cow tramples Palestinian trying to slaughter it for Muslim feast
• Man injured after breaking into home of 83-year-old black belt
• Police find part of woman’s ear in man’s pocket
• Army minister executed with mortar round
• Police officer charged with plan to cook, eat women
• Man sentenced to a year in jail for ringing bell too early
• Shark Falls From Sky Onto Golf Course
• Biden: Did Your Son Always Have Balls the Size of Cue Balls?
• Political Sex Ad: ‘My first time was with Obama’
• ‘I lost my phone inside a cow!’
• Ronald McDonald in trouble, followed wife to McDonald’s
• Texas authorities to arrest international election observers
• Pakistani passports
• South African wants everyone to send their toenail clippings to Chinese Embassy
• Woman’s Halloween decorations take morbid jabs at neighbors
• Keeping it classy, Mr President: Obama describes Romney as ‘a bullshitter’
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• Man steals flowers from grave site to give to his girlfriend

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