Couple Faces Felony Rap For Sneaking Into A Movie

• Couple Faces Felony Rap For Sneaking Into A Movie
• Louisiana Forces Homeless Shelter To Destroy $8,000 Worth Of Deer Meat
• The Parking Lot
• Rare spider puts halt to pipeline project
• Elderly woman left injured on sidewalk for more than three hours
• Burpee Seeds and Plants
• Scientists Claim 72 Is the New 30
• Woman’s hand stuck in her car’s glove box
• Police file complaint against Lil Poopy’s father
• Bus driver rams cars that cut him off

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America’s salons have banned me so I want to move to Britain

• America’s salons have banned me so I want to move to Britain
• Flying SUV crashes through two houses, lodges in roof
• Unauthorized tracer ammunition burns down shooting range building
• Actor caused a holocaust survivor shake in fear when she met him
• Family saving money by recycling tea bags three times, stealing toilet paper
• School investigating fans in KKK hoods at hockey game
• Lawyer trapped, forgotten inside jail
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• Mother charged with covering two kids’ heads with duct tape
• Adolf Hitler and Frankenstein running for election

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Toilet Seat Waterfall

• Toilet Seat Waterfall
• Residents stock up on wine, beer before storm
• Worker at stress ball factory punches boss
• Young Girls Rent Out Their Bare Legs as Advertising Space
• Facebook Plea Brings Hundreds To Funeral
• Shoeshine man gives children’s hospital $200,000 in tips
• Corpse found in hotel’s water tank – Water tasted funny
• Mom charged after hiring strippers for 16-year-old’s birthday
• Teachers replace student desk chairs with yoga balls
• Woman injured after bullet exploded inside her oven

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Unemployed mother-of-11 on welfare buys a horse

• Unemployed mother-of-11 on welfare buys a horse
• Woman denied massage because she’s fat
• Sheriff: Man Who Died In Fire May Have Spontaneously Combusted
• French company releases video game depicting George Washington as villain
• Obama supporter voted for him 6 times in 2012
• Two women fight over sale of beauty products during a game of bingo for seniors
• Meet your rapist at ChristianMingle.com
• TSA Screeners Continue to Lie to Passengers
• OK to eat roadkill in Montana
• Prison inmates collect unemployment

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Argument over mashed potatoes turns dangerous

• Argument over mashed potatoes turns dangerous
• A man’s search for the perfect bowl of cornflakes
• Man to lose his penis after enlargement with Olive Oil failed
• NYC Valentine’s Day sewage tour back by demand
• Dead Crows
• Carnival cruise ship adrift off of Mexico after engine room fire
• Father arrested after child wanders into bar alone
• Town mourns largest captive crocodile
• It is illegal in the USA for anyone to contact extraterrestrials
• The Hippopotamus is a giant in the animal kingdom

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Grandma arrested for an unpaid ticket for a dog she never owned 12 years ago

• Grandma arrested for an unpaid ticket for a dog she never owned 12 years ago
• Three generations of punishment sentence
• Woman Lied About Baby’s Abduction To Get Cops To Find Stolen Car
• DHS has purchased enough bullets to wage a full scale war for 30 years
• 86-year-old woman grabs gun in self-defense
• Teen handcuffed to pole in parents’ basement for months
• School workers duct-taped shoes to girl’s feet
• Neurologist discovers dark patch inside the brains of killers and rapists
• 666 on tax form makes man quit job to save soul
• Mistrial declared when prosthetic eye pops out

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666 on tax form makes man quit job to save soul

• 666 on tax form makes man quit job to save soul
• Mistrial declared when prosthetic eye pops out
• Panic!
• The ‘Wedding March’ is from an opera, sung right before a bunch of murders happen
• Rio unleashes pee patrols to clean up Carnival
• Library Gives Free Pole Dancing Lessons
• Woman flips off judge – gets sent to jail
• Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhea
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• Treating asthma by eating live fish

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Woman finds lost wallet, hands out money to her kids

• Woman finds lost wallet, hands out money to her kids
• Grandma Gets 4 Speeding Tickets In 3 Hours
• Iran insists it did send monkey into space
• Female babies should wear burkas to keep them from being sexually molested
• Power outage stops Super Bowl for half hour
• Woman charged with assault with a deadly squirt gun
• Mall cop filmed tasering an abusive mother is given $20,000 by well-wishers
• Say good-bye to the penny
• Smokers Ground Plane – Three Passengers Arrested
• 200-year-old law forbidding women to wear trousers in Paris has been revoked

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