Raft of unusual state laws to take effect 2013

• Raft of unusual state laws to take effect 2013
• Woman charged with murder as a hate crime in deadly subway push
• Man caught in 14-year-old’s bedroom – ‘excuse me, I have to be going’
• Woman Arrested For DUI After Driving Through Scene Of Fatal Accident
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• Fast-food owner nabs grease bandits
• Cough syrup believed to have killed 33 people
• Englishman wakes up speaking Welsh
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• Police tie construction-site arson to union sabotage

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Woman lit mattress on fire while ex-boyfriend slept on it

• Woman lit mattress on fire while ex-boyfriend slept on it
• Dental drill falls into patient’s lung
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• Woman charged with DUI after trying to drive past guard onto Army depot
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• Couple says pet chicken alerted them to blaze
• ASPCA will pay Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Circus $9.3 million to settle lawsuit
• College student granted restraining order against ‘stalker’ parents
• Sheriff Arpaio sending armed posse to protect schools
• Senator Feinstein coming for your guns, including handguns

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Woman plans to wed man who murdered her twin

• Woman plans to wed man who murdered her twin
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• UPS man steals iPod left on doorstep by FEDEX
• Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
• Will your next burger be ground-up worms to save the planet?
• Eating turkey can give you Purple Urine Bag Syndrome
• Miss Universe Olivia Culpo can’t wait to go to Vietnam to eat soup
• Man Screamed at Fort Lauderdale Children – Arrested
• Bosses can fire irresistible workers
• Boy’s egg collection turns into nest of deadly snakes

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Christmas lights removed from inside dog

• Christmas lights removed from inside dog
• Fake Braces Worn as Fashion Accessories
• Man Attempts to Open Fire at Movie Theater, Off-Duty Sheriff’s Deputy Drops Him
• Dental assistant and receptionist perform root canals
• Obama’s Cabinet agencies defy open-government rules by not disclosing the cost of travel
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• Man looking for work pulls knife outside business
• A little girl on an airplane
• Group sneaks panties into Victoria’s Secret stores
• Dingo steals tourist’s cash and jewels

Police: Man tried to drown wife in dog bowl

• Police: Man tried to drown wife in dog bowl
• Man Dies After Falling Into Chimney Of Hotel
• Flight trainer of 9/11 terrorists faces federal drug charges
• Keep milk from going sour by putting a frog in the bucket of milk
• Man with no face and woman with one leg have healthy baby girl
• Father carved pentagram into son’s back with box cutter
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• Senator employed illegal alien that was a sex offender in his Senate office
• Breyers doesn’t make ice cream anymore
• Lindsay Lohan’s probation revoked – faces jail time

Man with no face and woman with one leg have healthy baby girl

• Man with no face and woman with one leg have healthy baby girl
• Father carved pentagram into son’s back with box cutter
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• Senator employed illegal alien that was a sex offender in his Senate office
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• Lindsay Lohan’s probation revoked – faces jail time
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• Triplets, 21, Are Now All Behind Bars On Felony Charges
• 526,421 family farms threatened by Democrat’s new death tax

526,421 family farms threatened by Democrat’s new death tax

• 526,421 family farms threatened by Democrat’s new death tax
• Rivals riot at wheelchair basketball game
• 57 maggots removed from nursing home resident’s ear
• Storage Wars Is Faked
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• Man accused of fake medical examinations on young women
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• Only 7% of Detroit Public-School 8th Graders Proficient in Reading – Teachers Call in Sick
• California’s Population is Moving To Texas
• Federal government has hired 101 new employees every day under Obama

Cow stuck in frozen swimming pool

• Cow stuck in frozen swimming pool
• Boy, 5: ‘Mommy is not here, I watching my sisters. Can you watch us now?’
• Burglar down for the count after breaking into boxer’s home
• Outrage over ‘fat girls’ Written on restaurant bill
• Heart surgeon’s infected hands infect patients with staph
• Deputies: Man broke dog’s leg during feud
• Psychopathic pet killer released on probation even though she’s still a risk
• Mom finds nose ring in daughter’s breakfast burrito
• Library freezes bedbugs off infested books
• Drunk: someone else must have put the kids in the car while he was inside

Drink 30 cans of beer a day to fight off colds

• Drink 30 cans of beer a day to fight off colds
• Crime-Ridden City To Dump Entire Union Police Force
• College student poisoned her roommate after an argument over dirty dishes
• Senator cites Zombie Apocalypse demo as wasteful spending of Federal money
• Father-son reunion at liquor store ends with dad running from son’s gunfire
• Man impersonated a funeral director to collect engagement rings from his late fiancee
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• Old people’s Christmas tree taken down because it’s a religious symbol
• Man calls 14-foot canoe on Boston Harbor his home
• Inmate too fat to escape from prison

Man calls 14-foot canoe on Boston Harbor his home

• Man calls 14-foot canoe on Boston Harbor his home
• Inmate too fat to escape from prison
• Woman’s car and man’s wheelchair bumped into each other, he opened fire
• Historian said about the movie, ‘Lincoln’: cussing completly unlikely for the 16th president
• Bogus war hero sentenced to federal prison
• Homeland Security wasting money on projects unrelated to terrorism like sno-cone makers
• Duty Free Cigarettes – Free Shipping Worldwide
• Councilwoman to Obama: We voted for you, now bail us out
• Taxpayers footing the bill for next generation of electric car batteries
• Man leaves pit bull to babysit while he goes to bar

Man leaves pit bull to babysit while he goes to bar

• Man leaves pit bull to babysit while he goes to bar
• School using stickers to cover student’s genitals in yearbook
• Barefoot man given boots by NYPD officer not homeless
• Snake on a plane forces emergency landing
• Woman with continuous sexual arousal commits suicide
• Photo of Man’s Imminent Demise Covers Front Page, Sparks Outrage
• School locked down – student brings thermometer to class for chemistry project
• Free spray tans to victims of Hurricane Sandy
• E15 fuel may damage your car
• Toy gun falls apart during robbery

Bank robbery suspect boasts on YouTube before arrest

• Bank robbery suspect boasts on YouTube before arrest
• Woman Files False Rape Claim Because She ‘Didn’t Enjoy It’
• College Says ‘Men Working’ Sign is Sexist
• Social networking causing lines at toilets
• Pen Pals Wanted
• Woman found to be leaking brain fluid out through her nose
• Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Likens Obama to Lincoln
• Man Robs Bank 55 Minutes After Getting Released From Jail Early
• As Americans face a fiscal cliff, the Obamas make do with 54 Christmas trees
• Homeless Man Shoeless Again After Officer’s Gift of Boots

Man blinded by vodka has sight saved by bottle of whisky

• Man blinded by vodka has sight saved by bottle of whisky
• Woman unleashed pit bulls in attack, id’d by tattoo
• Hobbit’s visual effects leaves fans feeling sick
• Give Us Your Guns, Get A Free Flu Shot
• Snow traps drivers for days in giant traffic jam
• Scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
• Funny or Mean? ‘Elevator Ghost’ Prank
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• Obama’s fiscal proposal ‘classic bait and switch’
• Teacher Charges Second-Graders for Bathroom Breaks

Lock your doors and load your guns

Lock your doors and load your guns
Man shaved the head of his 15-year-old neighbor
House Destroyed by Fire, Family Gets Bill For Water Firemen Used
Man stabbed mother’s boyfriend for eating his Thanksgiving leftovers
Teacher accused of locking student in room, forgetting him
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Man stole 26 cars for scrap in 3 months
Mayor: Vampire is on the loose – Residents stocking up on garlic bulbs and crosses
Horrific lifesize baby heads hand-crafted from white chocolate
Chicken rant victims don’t show for hearing