Drink 30 cans of beer a day to fight off colds

• Drink 30 cans of beer a day to fight off colds
• Crime-Ridden City To Dump Entire Union Police Force
• College student poisoned her roommate after an argument over dirty dishes
• Senator cites Zombie Apocalypse demo as wasteful spending of Federal money
• Father-son reunion at liquor store ends with dad running from son’s gunfire
• Man impersonated a funeral director to collect engagement rings from his late fiancee
• What do you think is going on here?
• Old people’s Christmas tree taken down because it’s a religious symbol
• Man calls 14-foot canoe on Boston Harbor his home
• Inmate too fat to escape from prison